“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”
extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.
agentlonestar: judgemccoy: buchananbooty: clintkates: fun father’s day idea: break your dad out of the pentagon and hold his head gently so he doesn’t get whiplash what? Whiplaaaaaash (via saintcaffeinated)

agentlonestar:

judgemccoy:

buchananbooty:

clintkates:

fun father’s day idea: break your dad out of the pentagon

and hold his head gently so he doesn’t get whiplash

what?

Whiplaaaaaash

(via saintcaffeinated)

iseeavoice: therainbowgorilla: qalaba: iseeavoice: A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.” #’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’ Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…” human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors #AREYOUSERIOUS WE HAVE A NEW WINNER. (via iqmgroot)

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via iqmgroot)